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Andrew Dice Clay

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Andrew Dice Clay 40 Too Long

Andrew Dice Clay — 40 Too Long

Released 10/22/2012
  1. Dice Goes To The Mall (Live At Govenors/1991) 3:35
  2. Dice Talks To The Salesmen (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:00
  3. Dice Buys A Suit (Live At Govenors/1991) 3:37
  4. Dice On Disasters (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:51
  5. Dice On Nutrition (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:38
  6. Dice Just Says No Leno (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:48
  7. Dice On Redheads (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:41
  8. Dice On Lasting Relationships (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:54
  9. Dice The Advocate (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:34
  10. Dice Stops For Gas (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:29
  11. Dice On Reading Material (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:08
  12. Dice On Orgasms (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:06
  13. Dice's Checklist (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:42
  14. "What A Mess" (Live At Govenors/1991) 0:51
  15. Dice On Redheaded Men (Live At Govenors/1991) 0:42
  16. Dice Knows When To Say When (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:47
  17. Dice On Complaints (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:25
  18. Dice And Truckdrivers (Live At Govenors/1991) 0:23
  19. Dice Jerks Off (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:26
  20. Dice On Manners (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:20
  21. Dice Vs. Peewee (Live At Govenors/1991) 0:30
  22. Dice At The Drive Thru (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:04
  23. Dice Gets Creative In Bed (Live At Govenors/1991) 5:07
  24. Dice Learns To Mambo (Live At Govenors/1991) 3:09
  25. Dice On Bodybuilders (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:14
  26. Dice Does It Like Dis (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:00
  27. Dice Has Random Thoughts (Live At Govenors/1991) 1:38
  28. Dice Greeting Cards (Live At Govenors/1991) 0:43
  29. Dice Rewrites History (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:12
  30. Let Yourself Go (Live At Govenors/1991) 2:14
  31. You May Be Dancing With Me (Live At Govenors/1991) 3:33
Andrew Dice Clay Dice
Andrew Dice Clay Dice Rules

Andrew Dice Clay — Dice Rules

Released 10/22/2012
  1. Intro (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 2:42
  2. How Are Ya? (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:19
  3. Birds (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:00
  4. Phone Sex (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 2:20
  5. Ya Can't Be Nice To Them (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:33
  6. Christmas Presents (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:24
  7. Hoidy Toidy Chicks (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:18
  8. Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:39
  9. Japs (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:41
  10. Handicaps, Cripples (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 2:03
  11. Don't Move (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:06
  12. Double Parking (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:29
  13. The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 2:15
  14. The Driveway (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:19
  15. Subway Travel (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:00
  16. The Grocery Store (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:32
  17. Industrial Size (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:40
  18. The Urinal (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 0:13
  19. 1989- A Review (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 6:08
  20. Bad Press (Live At The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 1:11
  21. Backwards (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 1:49
  22. Shakin' Hands (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:29
  23. Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 1:13
  24. Bambi (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 2:42
  25. 3 Beautiful Dates (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 3:52
  26. Action (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:21
  27. Debbie Duz Everything (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 3:00
  28. Filthy In Bed (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 1:40
  29. Salt & Pepper (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:14
  30. Smokin' For Your Health (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:37
  31. The News (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:48
  32. Fat Orgasms (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:28
  33. Black Chicks (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:41
  34. A Vibrant Beautiful Woman (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:35
  35. Woman's World (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:32
  36. The First Blow-Job (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:50
  37. People Are Pricks (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 1:31
  38. Ya Hear? (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:54
  39. Apartment Life (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 0:50
  40. Brooklyn Bad Boy (Live At Rascals Comedy Club (Nj) / 1990) 2:46
Andrew Dice Clay Dice Rules (Parental Advisory)

Andrew Dice Clay — Dice Rules (Parental Advisory)

Released 7/6/2009
  1. Intro 2:41
  2. How Are Ya? 1:18
  3. Birds 0:59
  4. Phone Sex 2:19
  5. Ya Can't Be Nice To Them 0:33
  6. Christmas Presents 1:24
  7. Hoidy Toidy Chicks 1:24
  8. Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) 1:32
  9. Japs 0:41
  10. Handicaps, Cripples 2:03
  11. Don't Move 1:05
  12. Double Parking 0:29
  13. The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) 2:15
  14. The Driveway 0:19
  15. Subway Travel 1:00
  16. The Grocery Store 0:32
  17. Industrial Size 0:40
  18. The Urinal 0:14
  19. 1989- A Review 6:08
  20. Bad Press 1:10
  21. Backwards 1:48
  22. Shakin' Hands 0:29
  23. Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) 1:12
  24. Bambi 2:42
  25. 3 Beautiful Dates 3:51
  26. Action 0:22
  27. Debbie Duz Everything 2:59
  28. Filthy In Bed 1:39
  29. Salt & Pepper 0:14
  30. Smokin' For Your Health 0:37
  31. The News 0:48
  32. Fat Orgasms 0:28
  33. Black Chicks 0:42
  34. A Vibrant Beautiful Woman 0:35
  35. Woman's World 0:32
  36. The First Blow-Job 0:50
  37. People Are Pricks 1:30
  38. Ya Hear? 0:54
  39. Apartment Life 0:49
  40. Brooklyn Bad Boy 2:48
Andrew Dice Clay Face Down Ass Up

Andrew Dice Clay — Face Down Ass Up

Released 1/1/2000
  1. Banana Girl 0:33
  2. Dice Funk-Up 1:29
  3. He Said, She Said 7:42
  4. Sid And The Oriental 3:17
  5. K2y-China Diner 2:37
  6. The Poem 0:24
  7. Big Head 0:55
  8. Midgets 2000 5:19
  9. Banana Nose 0:33
  10. Big Tit/ Pin Tit 3:59
  11. K2y/Wife 0:47
  12. Sid/All Bound Up 0:16
  13. Never Marry Her 1:21
  14. For Who, For Her, For What 0:35
  15. The Honeymoon 1:53
  16. The Honeymoon's Over 0:55
  17. Road Call 1:22
  18. Date Night At The Movies 3:47
  19. Home Or Office, You Decide 0:44
  20. The Pencil Room 1:19
  21. Old School Phone 6:59
  22. My Cum 1:29
  23. Grocery-Part 1 0:31
  24. Fish Tank 0:28
  25. Grocery-Part 2 1:22
  26. Rita's As* Funnel 1:41
  27. Flat As*/Fat As* 1:20
  28. My Statement 1:02
  29. Fat As* House Mix 2:26
  30. Sid/In Toilet 2:31
  31. Club 33 3:10
  32. Good 4 U 5:04
  33. Club 33(Reprise) 3:15
Andrew Dice Clay Face Down, Ass Up (Parental Advisory)

Andrew Dice Clay — Face Down, Ass Up (Parental Advisory)

Released 1/1/2000
  1. Banana Girl 0:33
  2. Dice Funk-Up 1:29
  3. He Said, She Said 7:39
  4. Sid And The Oriental 3:16
  5. K2Y/China Diner 2:37
  6. The Poem 0:24
  7. Big Head 0:56
  8. Midgets 2000 5:16
  9. Banana Nose 0:33
  10. Big Tit/Pin Tit 3:58
  11. K2Y/Wife 0:47
  12. Sid/All Bound Up 0:16
  13. Never Marry Her 1:21
  14. For Who, For Her, For What 0:35
  15. The Honeymoon 1:54
  16. The Honeymoon's Over 0:56
  17. Road Call 1:23
  18. Date Night At The Movies 3:45
  19. Home Or Office, You Decide 0:44
  20. The Pencil Room 1:19
  21. Old School Phone 6:56
  22. My Cum 1:29
  23. Grocery-Part I 0:31
  24. Fish Tank 0:28
  25. Grocery-Part II 1:23
  26. Rita's Ass Funnel 1:41
  27. Flat Ass/Fat Ass 1:21
  28. My Statement 1:02
  29. Fat Ass House Mix 2:25
  30. Sid/In The Toilet 2:31
  31. Club 33 3:10
  32. Good 4 U 5:02
  33. Club 33 (Reprise) 3:14
Andrew Dice Clay One Night With Dice
Andrew Dice Clay The Day The Laughter Died

Andrew Dice Clay — The Day The Laughter Died

Released 10/22/2012
  1. First Kiss (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:11
  2. Holiday Season (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:51
  3. The Tree (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:20
  4. Texas (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:05
  5. Places To Meet Chicks (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:06
  6. The Gift (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:41
  7. The Divider (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:11
  8. Personal Delivery Service (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:52
  9. Female Anatomy (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:42
  10. Under 2 Minutes (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:30
  11. Kids (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:59
  12. Mothers, Daughters, & Sisters (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:49
  13. 1990 (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:13
  14. Jerkin' Off (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:20
  15. Milk & Shampoo (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 5:39
  16. Laughter Vs. Comedy (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:07
  17. While The Cats Away... (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:18
  18. What'll It Be (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:16
  19. Pizza (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:49
  20. Concave (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:07
  21. Frozen Food (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:09
  22. The Osmonds (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 4:24
  23. Hot Mama (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:19
  24. Turn-On Words (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 0:34
  25. Rhyme Renditions (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:51
  26. True Stories (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 0:41
  27. Automatic Pilot (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:47
  28. Dogs & Birds (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:49
  29. Women Comics (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:20
  30. Cigarettes (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:17
  31. A History Lesson (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:00
  32. Judy (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:35
  33. Mother & Son (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 3:37
  34. A+ (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:47
  35. What Did She Say? (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 1:15
  36. Double Date (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 2:26
  37. Multiple Sclerosis (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 0:26
  38. How Are Ya? (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 0:50
  39. Silence Is Golden (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 0:16
  40. Hour Back...Get It? (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 6:40
  41. Something Soft (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 4:45
Andrew Dice Clay The Day The Laughter Died Part II

Andrew Dice Clay — The Day The Laughter Died Part II

Released 10/22/2012
  1. 'tis The Season (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 0:23
  2. Thermometers (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 0:14
  3. Gas (Feminine) (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 3:07
  4. Deef & Dumb (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:34
  5. The Notes (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 0:48
  6. Sound (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:29
  7. The Wedding (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 4:05
  8. Critics (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 3:22
  9. Pink Dot (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:54
  10. My First Concert (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 2:09
  11. Chinese (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 0:17
  12. More Notes (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 2:07
  13. Dr. Dice (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 0:20
  14. Rice (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:20
  15. Film & Video (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:46
  16. Bachelorette Party (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 4:15
  17. Tom & The Philippino (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 2:59
  18. Wife Tells All (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:55
  19. Surprise (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 3:52
  20. Games (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:05
  21. Talk To 'em (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 0:32
  22. Chinks (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 2:48
  23. Mad Max (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 3:16
  24. Sealed With A Kiss (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:48
  25. The Contractor (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 2:21
  26. Songs (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 7:48
  27. Chinese Restaurant (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:50
  28. Greeting Cards (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 1:48
  29. No Poems (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 3:01
  30. The Argument (Live At Dangerfield's/1993) 5:31
Andrew Dice Clay The Day The Laughter Died, Part II (Parental Advisory)

Andrew Dice Clay — The Day The Laughter Died, Part II (Parental Advisory)

Released 3/17/2009
  1. 'Tis The Season 0:31
  2. Thermometers 0:06
  3. Gas (Feminine) 3:07
  4. Deef & Dumb 1:34
  5. The Notes 0:48
  6. Sound 1:29
  7. The Wedding 4:05
  8. Critics 3:22
  9. Pink Dot 1:54
  10. My First Concert 2:09
  11. Chinese 0:17
  12. More Notes 2:07
  13. Dr. Dice 0:20
  14. Rice 1:20
  15. Film & Video 1:46
  16. Bachelorette Party 4:15
  17. Tom & The Philippino 2:59
  18. Wife Tells All 1:55
  19. Surprise 3:52
  20. Games 1:05
  21. Talk To 'Em 0:32
  22. Chinks 2:48
  23. Mad Max 3:16
  24. Sealed With A Kiss 1:48
  25. The Contractor 2:21
  26. Songs 7:48
  27. Chinese Restaurant 1:50
  28. Greeting Cards 1:48
  29. No Poems 3:01
  30. The Argument 5:30