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Robert Schimmel

Albums by Robert Schimmel

Robert Schimmel Comes Clean (Parental Advisory)

Robert Schimmel — Comes Clean (Parental Advisory)

Released 3/21/2003
  1. Introduction: Horse Farts/Car-Jacking/Blowing The Body Shop Guy 2:58
  2. Hotels: Non-Smoking Rooms/Turn-Down Service 1:21
  3. I'm Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling/Me Vs. Mike Tyson/Camp Suck-A-Wammie 2:27
  4. Airlines: Safety Instructions/How To Handle A Hungry Shark/Plane Crash Victims 4:06
  5. Weird TV Commercials: Time-Life Books/Ultra Slimfast/Anusol (Popsicle Up The Ass)/Feminine Hygiene Products/Pina Colada Dick Mist/Condom Ads/Crotch Wigs/Penis Enlarger/Wig Ads 15:20
  6. Love/Marriage/Sexual Dysfunction/Adult Toys: Premature Ejaculation/Masturbating/Porno Movies Stunt Cum/Beads Up The Ass/Inflatable Love Doll/Mr. Big Cream/Vibrating Butt Plugs/Electric Pussy/Anaimal Necrophillia 16:39
  7. Fart And Shit Jokes: Emergency Room/Diapers/Dad's Business Meeting 5:43
  8. Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Your Mind) 4:21
Robert Schimmel If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Parental Advisory)

Robert Schimmel — If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Parental Advisory)

Released 3/21/2003
  1. The Gym 5:23
  2. Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore 4:18
  3. Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs 7:06
  4. My Daughter 7:02
  5. Sperm Bank 4:14
  6. America Online 6:06
  7. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit 4:12
  8. Sex And Your Heart Attack! 14:55
  9. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack 4:02
  10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored) 2:25
  11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored) 2:23
  12. I'm So Good In Bed 3:16
  13. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit (Spoken Word) (Album Version) (Spoken Word Album Version) 4:13
  14. Sex And Your Heart Attack (Spoken Word) (Album Version) (Spoken Word Album Version) 15:03
  15. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack (Music/Spoken Word) (Album Version) (Music/Spoken Word Album Version) 4:04
  16. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored) (Music) (Album Version) (Censored Music Album Version) 2:26
  17. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)(Music) (Album Version) (Uncensored Music Album Version) 2:23
  18. I'm So Good In Bed (Music) (Album Version) (Music Album Version) 3:18
Robert Schimmel Life Since Then (Parental Advisory)
Robert Schimmel Robert Schimmel Comes Clean