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David Cross

Albums by David Cross

David Cross Bigger And Blackerer
David Cross It's Not Funny

David Cross — It's Not Funny

Released 4/5/2004
  1. Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! 4:51
  2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! 5:10
  3. I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics O Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood! 3:16
  4. A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! 3:57
  5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! 2:48
  6. My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Undertand What It Just Said! 8:38
  7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! 13:37
  8. When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish! 6:01
  9. Pandering To The Locals! 7:13
  10. Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals! 2:37
  11. Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete! 2:53
  12. When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The MID-Eighties! 12:51
David Cross It's Not Funny (Parental Advisory)

David Cross — It's Not Funny (Parental Advisory)

Released 11/15/2005
  1. Certain Leaders In Government... 4:52
  2. Women, Please Rinse Off... 5:10
  3. I've Taken A Popular Contemporary... 3:16
  4. A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises 3:58
  5. Although Indigent, Rural Families... 2:48
  6. My Child Is Enthralling... 8:39
  7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! 13:37
  8. When It Comes To Jews... 6:02
  9. Pandering To The Locals! 7:13
  10. Even Though I Am In The Closet... 2:38
  11. Weatherman Have Become... 2:53
  12. When All Is Said And Done... 12:52
David Cross Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!

David Cross — Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!

Released 5/11/2002
  1. Lunch With Frankenstein 1:30
  2. Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby! 11:10
  3. You Go, Girl! 2:28
  4. Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist 5:01
  5. Sex On The Internet!? 8:05
  6. Spidermand Vs. Batman Vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag 4:54
  7. Shaving The Pope's Pussy 4:08
  8. Monica Lewinsky And The Three Bears 5:03
  9. Fake T**s/Real Beer 6:34
  10. My Wife's Crazy! 3:52
  11. Flying On A Mexican Plane 9:40
  12. Abortion Doctor From Hell! 7:25
  13. Socks And Shoes 3:52
  14. My Daughter's First Date 5:15
  15. Diarrhea Moustache 16:03
  16. If Baseballs Had Aids On Them 22:44
  17. Goodnight Assholes! 5:41
David Cross Shut Up, You Fucking Baby (Parental Advisory)

David Cross — Shut Up, You Fucking Baby (Parental Advisory)

Released 11/15/2005
  1. Lunch With Frankenstein 1:31
  2. Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby' 11:10
  3. 'You Go, Girl' 2:28
  4. Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist 5:01
  5. Sex On The Internet?! 8:05
  6. Spiderman Vs Batman Vs Wonder Woman On The Rag 4:54
  7. Shaving The Pope's P***y 4:08
  8. Monica Lewinsky & The Three Bears 5:03
  9. Fake T**s/Real Beer 6:35
  10. My Wife's Crazy ! 3:52
  11. Flying On A Mexican Plane 9:40
  12. Abortion Doctor From Hell 7:25
  13. Socks And Shoes 3:52
  14. My Daughter's First Date 5:15
  15. Diarrhea Moustache 16:03
  16. If Baseballs Had Aids On Them 22:45
  17. Goodnight Assholes! 5:42