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Beatnik Turtle

Albums by Beatnik Turtle

Beatnik Turtle All In A Day's Work
Beatnik Turtle Santa Doesn't Like You
Beatnik Turtle Sham Rock
Beatnik Turtle Thanks For Coming Out: Beatnik Turtle Live

Beatnik Turtle — Thanks For Coming Out: Beatnik Turtle Live

Released 1/1/2007
  1. Freeloader 3:16
  2. Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night? 3:42
  3. Amazing Arcola 4:37
  4. I Think You Think I Think You Don't Like Me 2:57
  5. Corporate World Danny 3:46
  6. Take It Down 2:48
  7. Her Imaginary Closet 3:11
  8. Cube Farm 2:27
  9. Arched Eyebrows 2:27
  10. Sensitive Guy 3:57
  11. Older 2:49
  12. You're Not Right (But You'll Do) 2:37
  13. I Lost My Glasses In Canada 4:06
  14. She's Not My Friend (She's My Lover) 3:17
  15. High Horse (Jesus, Won't You Come Out & Play?) 2:57
  16. Pop Tarts & A Pack Of Smokes 4:32
  17. Hay Wrap 3:47
Beatnik Turtle The Cheapass Album
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - April

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - April

Released 1/1/2008
  1. Batshit Insanity 2:06
  2. Mason Rocket (Spy Extraordinaire) 3:03
  3. Corporate World Danny 3:59
  4. I.T. Department (Super Heroes Of I.T.) 2:19
  5. Add Lover 2:05
  6. 404 Error (The Watcher) 2:29
  7. My Way Or The Highway (Operatic) 1:48
  8. So Long My Friend 1:22
  9. (That's Great Jesus But) Fill The Fridge 1:58
  10. My Ponytail 2:43
  11. What Is Pete Gonna Eat? 1:12
  12. Bagel Bagel 2:50
  13. Bacon And Eggs 3:21
  14. Pizza Wheel 1:29
  15. Barney's Brownies 0:23
  16. Fluffer 3:42
  17. Sparks Will Fly 2:08
  18. Average Guy 2:42
  19. Hey Let Me Into The Party 2:20
  20. Well Fuck 1:52
  21. I'm Walkin' Here (Let The Coolness Slip Into Your Vertebrae) 2:27
  22. This Song Needs A Name 0:44
  23. Commuter Railway Blues 1:54
  24. Bad Cat 2:09
  25. Infrared Mouse 1:37
  26. Lost At Risk 1:24
  27. Happy Arbor Day 0:50
  28. Columbia South Carolina 0:44
  29. Naperville Pd 3:23
  30. The Cd Release Show 2:46
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - August

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - August

Released 1/1/2008
  1. What We Need Is Some Interns In Here 3:05
  2. Family Tree 2:51
  3. And Yet Things Got Better 1:52
  4. C20h25n30 3:43
  5. Work X 3:14
  6. On Her Blog 3:37
  7. Cash Cows 1:23
  8. Geekspek 2:56
  9. Lonely Lonely Night 3:23
  10. It's Just Not Right 2:31
  11. Good Morning 1:12
  12. Better Things Comin' 4:06
  13. Douchebag Brigade 1:30
  14. That's What She Said 3:14
  15. Theme To Almost Live In '95 1:35
  16. Don't Eat The Special Of The Day 2:16
  17. This Song Is Copyrighted 1:00
  18. Ocean Of Air 2:16
  19. Late Night Drive 6:37
  20. Speaking Of Beer 1:27
  21. You Can Fly (I Believe In You) 4:00
  22. I'm Sorry That The Warp Gate Sucked Away Our Son 4:36
  23. You (Demo) 2:14
  24. He's A Winner 1:52
  25. Momentum 1:15
  26. Subway 2007 4:31
  27. Little Pieces 2:57
  28. Mrs. Fletcher's Affordable Lifecall Medalert Response System 1:53
  29. Abandoned Notepad 1:08
  30. The Battle Of Denmark Strait 5:10
  31. Just Getting Off The Call With Rob Safuto 1:05
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - December

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - December

Released 1/1/2008
  1. There Will Be A Phone Call 0:46
  2. The Open Door 1:49
  3. You Know What You Did Wrong 2:51
  4. When Machines Take Over The World 3:17
  5. It's Raining In December 2:53
  6. How Did My Tivo Forget? 2:31
  7. This Is The Best Song That I've Written Today 3:11
  8. Oceans 8:19
  9. Christmas Is Coming To Your House 2:36
  10. The Christimas Train 3:27
  11. Coed Naked Drunk Xmas Shopping (Live) 2:15
  12. Christmas Is A Vulture (Live) 3:45
  13. Goin' Through The Motions This Christmas (Live) 3:36
  14. Christmas Cake (Live) 3:16
  15. Company Christmas Party 2:00
  16. Santa Doesn't Like You (Unplugged) 2:14
  17. Make My Christmas Bright (Live) 3:08
  18. Two Christmases 3:42
  19. Not For All The Mistletoe In The World 3:21
  20. Ms. Nutcracker-Sweet 2:08
  21. Lies Make The Baby Jesus Cry 2:23
  22. A Very Geekspeak Christmas 1:12
  23. Merry Christmas Time 2:03
  24. Santa Don't Speak No Spanish 3:11
  25. Santa Doesn't Like You (Live) 2:18
  26. The Morning After Christmas (Live) 2:12
  27. Mr. Brown's Daughter 1:58
  28. Frank's Famous Chili 2:07
  29. Looking Back 9:03
  30. We're Gonna Keep On Going 2:36
  31. So Long, Goodbye 5:06
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - February

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - February

Released 1/1/2008
  1. Her Imaginary Closet 3:00
  2. Smarter N Better N You 2:17
  3. It's Nice To Be Needed 1:11
  4. Father Pedophile 1:49
  5. (I Can't Really Say Why) I Like To See You Cry 1:47
  6. I Got A Reason To Cry 2:42
  7. Ants 1:14
  8. Have To Go Without Me 0:57
  9. Hot Lava Death 2:50
  10. Throwaway Song 2:10
  11. A Synthesis Of Logic 3:51
  12. Mr Right Now 2:15
  13. You're My Everything (And More) 1:33
  14. The Honest Love Song 2:34
  15. My Love Is The Same 3:21
  16. Looks Like We're In Bed Together 1:32
  17. Geekspeak Street 1:59
  18. Who Put The Schvenk In The Stuttsy? 1:11
  19. Charlene 2:11
  20. Our Trip To Mardi Gras 2:49
  21. No I'm Not Done Feeling Sorry For Myself 3:13
  22. What's In It For Me? 1:49
  23. I Was An E Minor Chord 2:20
  24. Stuttsatoma 1:11
  25. The Grand Prize 1:37
  26. Pull The String On The Thing 1:02
  27. Chicken Pad Thai 1:42
  28. Two Twenty-Nine 2:53
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - January

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - January

Released 1/1/2008
  1. The Song Of The Day Dot Com 2:34
  2. Welcome To The Worldwide Virtual Stage 2:50
  3. I Didn't Know She Was Into That 2:16
  4. Under The Radar 4:08
  5. Big Bad Battle Of Jericho 1:49
  6. Stop! I Know Whatcha Gonna Say 0:59
  7. Go To Bed 1:23
  8. How Did I Google This? 3:18
  9. Traffic Cones 2:04
  10. Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night? 3:15
  11. This Song's Not Sold In Stores 2:08
  12. You Will Succeed! 1:11
  13. Me And The Midget 1:40
  14. Trapazoid Tripp 2:34
  15. That's Chappy (When He's Got The Flu) 2:27
  16. It's Almost Nearly Done 0:55
  17. Play On Casiotone 1:41
  18. Face Down In The Snow 3:45
  19. Everyone's A Winner 2:11
  20. Captain Hero 0:22
  21. Traveling 2:55
  22. Going Commando 2:22
  23. In The Office Where Nobody Goes 2:56
  24. New Drummer 0:42
  25. Splittin' The Reed 1:35
  26. Man With The Mandolin 1:39
  27. The Day I Burned The House Down 1:14
  28. Clockworks 5:52
  29. No Night Stand (I'm Not Your Type I'm Not Inflatable) 2:58
  30. What A Horrible Thing To Say 2:09
  31. The Housing Bubble 1:21
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - July

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - July

Released 1/1/2008
  1. I Lost My Glasses In Canada (Demo) 3:35
  2. Can I Help You Please? 2:51
  3. Do You Mind? 2:53
  4. How You Gettin' Home Blues 2:49
  5. How 'bout Never (Does Never Work For You)? 2:37
  6. What's That Smell? 1:53
  7. Lucky Seven 3:54
  8. Latte And A Cigarette 1:15
  9. Rate Of Decay 2:35
  10. He's A Cop Now 2:11
  11. Happiness Is Contagious 2:04
  12. Nothing Beats Rock 3:40
  13. Bucket Of Cool 1:09
  14. Hello Everybody 0:55
  15. On The Train 5:34
  16. Kim Bailed 3:09
  17. Bunsen Burner 2:20
  18. My Angel To Be 3:31
  19. 555 1:22
  20. Lay Down 1:45
  21. Leftover Leftovers 0:46
  22. The Coast 5:05
  23. Biting The Hand That Feeds You 2:04
  24. What The Hell Is Going On Upstairs? 3:37
  25. Geekspeak You're Breaking My Heart 1:34
  26. Leave Me Be 2:41
  27. Nightgig 1:20
  28. This Is Chicago (Theme To 849) 1:25
  29. Maximalism 3:43
  30. What We've Got (Demo) 3:26
  31. Until My Parents Were Called 1:56
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - June

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - June

Released 1/1/2008
  1. Questionable 2:32
  2. Pop Tarts And A Pack Of Smokes - Demo 3:32
  3. Theme To Dolphins Of Damnation 1:17
  4. I Don't Want To Work Today 3:47
  5. You Shouldn't Have Pissed Me Off 2:33
  6. Why Don't You Drive? 2:54
  7. Steam Over Cleveland 2:33
  8. Two Buck Chuck 1:29
  9. Get On The Big Top 0:34
  10. Overload 3:48
  11. The Love Notary 3:30
  12. June Bug In July 0:58
  13. Automagically 1:46
  14. Barely Able 2:21
  15. Roll The Dice 1:17
  16. Something A Little Different 3:35
  17. Circuit Breaker 0:30
  18. Internal Server Error 3:26
  19. This Fellow 1:30
  20. Roundabout Man 2:09
  21. Purple Sky 2:22
  22. Theme To Podculture 1:36
  23. I Am My Mom And Dad's Tech Support 1:16
  24. They're Steamed Aren't They? 2:09
  25. Saint Gratus 3:04
  26. The Boy With No Soul 4:08
  27. Helen Can You Hear Me? 3:15
  28. Yard Sale 2:18
  29. Grandpa's Chair 1:19
  30. Doobie-Doobie Doo 1:25
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - March

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - March

Released 1/1/2008
  1. Back In The Early Part Of The 90s 3:12
  2. Beat People Up (Remix) 3:11
  3. Life Would Be So Good (If You Didn't Have To Deal With People) 0:55
  4. Anaphora 2:47
  5. Hey Joe (Joe Stalin) 1:15
  6. I Want More 2:02
  7. Spoon Away 3:53
  8. Johnny Carson Sucks 2:00
  9. Don't Try This At Home 1:08
  10. Future Song 0:17
  11. Daylight Savings Time Is Here Again 2:27
  12. Whiskey Yer The Devil 2:20
  13. Star Wars (A Film Like No Other) 2:55
  14. Beer Beer Beer 1:59
  15. Toilet Seat 1:50
  16. All For Me Grog 2:51
  17. One More! 1:26
  18. Planned Parenthood 0:40
  19. Theme To Dvdgeeks 0:42
  20. Gee Cee Dee 2:31
  21. Cold Cut Combo (Heat Dat Up) 1:23
  22. I Want My Papasan Back 2:19
  23. It Never Happened 1:33
  24. Happy Shoes 1:21
  25. Carry On 2:36
  26. It's Gonna Keep On Ringin' 0:58
  27. I Think You Think I Think You Don't Like Me 2:30
  28. Dinosaur's Back On The Block 2:48
  29. Fly Under The Radar 1:48
  30. Rockin' Casiotone 1:24
  31. I Lost My Baby By The Seat Of My Pants 0:58
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - May

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - May

Released 1/1/2008
  1. And That's What You Get (When You Forget) 3:21
  2. Dave, Where Are You Dave? 3:03
  3. Take It Down (Live) 2:32
  4. I've No Pants 4:13
  5. Beat People Up (Acoustic Demo) 2:28
  6. The Chase 3:37
  7. My Way Or The Highway (Live) 2:43
  8. Old People 2:32
  9. Didn't You Get The Memo? 0:47
  10. Danger Bassoon 0:45
  11. Sex, Drugs, And Rock N Roll 1:06
  12. Rocket Ship 1:55
  13. Theme To Tim's Website 1:16
  14. It's Hard Gangbangin' 3:25
  15. Think On It Some More 3:46
  16. Ship To Come In 3:30
  17. You're Not Right (But You'll Do) 2:50
  18. Bats 1:54
  19. Awsm Gti 4:02
  20. The Last Straw 2:52
  21. But That's Another Thing I'll Never Do 1:55
  22. The C-Word 2:57
  23. Did You Leave Your Brain At Home? 1:35
  24. We Like Your Ass 2:05
  25. The Empire Strikes Back 1:35
  26. Don't Pull It Out 2:52
  27. Beatnik Rabbit 4:28
  28. Mr. Mollassess Meets General Buttsweat 2:29
  29. King Of Cicada 3:01
  30. Your Secret's Safe With Me 1:11
  31. We Will Wait 0:32
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - November

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - November

Released 1/1/2008
  1. When It Turned Cold 4:10
  2. Playing For Keeps 2:17
  3. Daylight Savings Time Is Gone Again 2:51
  4. The Longest Day (For Joe) 3:31
  5. Coffee 2:47
  6. Nobody Voted For This Guy 3:18
  7. Turning Caffeine Into Code 3:48
  8. You Know 3:52
  9. It's Always Fun And Games (Until A Heart Gets Hurt) 3:57
  10. Cooties 1:01
  11. Who's The Three People You'd Have Dinner With And Why? 0:27
  12. Cube Farm 2:07
  13. Beatnik Turtle Cartoon Theme Song 1:58
  14. I Can't Do That Dave 2:18
  15. Out Of Office Reply 0:42
  16. Harry Reams 1:23
  17. For Your Safety 1:56
  18. Beatnik Turtle Cheer 0:35
  19. The Little Man 3:27
  20. Teh Lolcats 1:18
  21. I'm Fighting Time 4:08
  22. Scola 2:47
  23. That Goddamn Lamp (On The Timer) 2:37
  24. Sunshine Of My Life 2:49
  25. Extra Bonus Level 1:47
  26. Whiskey And Women 3:37
  27. Beatnik Turtle Protest Song 1:11
  28. All For None 3:26
  29. Pizza: The Rock Opera 9:57
  30. Dam Herbert Hoover 3:16
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - October

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - October

Released 1/1/2008
  1. The Loofah Song (Heed The Loofah) 2:35
  2. Waiting For My Wheat Beer To Arrive 1:16
  3. Theme To Geekspeak (Derk And Aldie) 0:54
  4. Prairie Doggin' 0:54
  5. It's Okay If You Want To 1:23
  6. Iowa City Fun Bureau 1:45
  7. Compositon One 3:31
  8. Theme To Buffy Between The Lines 1:23
  9. I Was Over Served 3:51
  10. Hit By A Train 1:49
  11. The Bong Song 3:19
  12. Be My Friend 4:39
  13. Happenstance 1:15
  14. Venture 2007 2:59
  15. Who's Been Looking At Porn On My New Computer? 3:04
  16. Go, Ok 3:11
  17. Monkey See Monkey Do The Opposite 2:15
  18. Rain Was Falling Down 4:58
  19. Secret Girls School 3:02
  20. Mrs. Right Now 2:15
  21. There's Nobody There 1:47
  22. She's All Alone 2:42
  23. Zombies On The March 1:10
  24. I Thought I Was Haunted 2:50
  25. When They've Come For You 3:14
  26. What Time Is It? 4:27
  27. Haunted 2:35
  28. Cas10 Scz1z0 4:17
  29. In The Dark 1:26
  30. Things That Keep Me Up At Night 4:43
  31. Dolls 1:19
Beatnik Turtle The Song Of The Day.Com - September

Beatnik Turtle — The Song Of The Day.Com - September

Released 1/1/2008
  1. The Intro 1:32
  2. Prelude 1:42
  3. I Don't Work Here (I'm A Consultant) 2:44
  4. Soul Crusher 4:02
  5. Asleep At The Wheel 2007 3:13
  6. Vagaries Of Fortune Blues 2:38
  7. Theme To Geekspeak 0:48
  8. Put It In The Stew 2:33
  9. Moonlight Jazzada 2:21
  10. Sick Of Sandwiches 2:04
  11. Just Go Back 2:34
  12. Baywatching Madman 2:29
  13. Blues Nazis 3:09
  14. My Life Is A Mess 1:25
  15. Smell Mop 0:27
  16. Cruising Altitude 2:52
  17. Nyquil And Honey 2:32
  18. Back This Way Again 2:56
  19. Sleepworking 3:27
  20. Hangin' Out In Dave's Car 2:50
  21. What We've Got (Live Sound Check) 3:09
  22. Out Far 6:48
  23. That's Enough 1:09
  24. Get In Line 3:38
  25. Good Things Are Being Said About You 2:39
  26. Buffalo Wings 3:08
  27. I Take It Back 1:50
  28. I'm Horny And I Want To See Naked Ladies 1:52
  29. Mr. Eyelid 1:17
  30. Interpol 1:38
Beatnik Turtle What We've Got